So what's all this about, then?

[MarkV]

unfortunately at this time a Vogon Constructor fleet was approaching with the intention of putting a stop to this type of rubbish

[Caliban]

and all the silly boys like Suresh went out and bought a Leda table saw, complete with dodgy riving knife instead, then they clogged up these forums with requests for advice. Whereupon all those in the know said...

[MarkV]

What on earth were you thinking?:eek:

[Caliban]

Yes, what exactly were you thinking?
Hey?
Didn't Neil dedicate a whole section of these forums to the worship of (bow, scrape) Triton products?
You were warned.
Look what happened to those who strayed from the true faith, like Ke#$%ll,
lucky sanity saved me from typing the name of he who shall not be mentioned.
enough, I'll be good now, promise
No really , I'll be uncharacteristically nice.

[ozwinner]

Just then Al burst into the room, foil cap at the ready, bow tie set ascue on his manly well formed neck, nether regions unnethered.
With that glint in his eye, that so many damsels had fallen waste too, he said................

[Caliban]

mis spelled both waist and to.

[MarkV]

ello ello ello what have we got ere then ?

[ernknot]

There it was, the brand new 10" table saw, aching to be used.....

[MarkV]

riving knife,firm,erect,glistening

[Grunt]

in the sun. The power was on ...

[craigb]

The blade was spinning. Slowly, Al approached the table...

[MarkV]

feeling distinctly nervous with his nether regions unnethered:eek:

[Grunt]

he, in a fit of stupidity, grabbed the spinning blade and had three fingers sliced off. The index finger, recently of his right hand, touched the back of the blade causing kickback. The finger was thrown back at Al and ...

[MarkV]

became lodged halfway down his throat

[ernknot]

which reminded him of that time during the Sydney Mardi Gras...