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Thread: How the fight started
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13th October 2008, 09:01 AM #1
How the fight started
How the fight started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight
started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when
the fight started.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver
hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you
just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started..
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13th October 2008, 09:43 AM #2anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
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13th October 2008, 09:01 PM #3
Good one Sam.
I was waiting to see if you could last
fourteen rounds
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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14th October 2008, 11:12 AM #4rrich Guest
How it really started
The dish washer has a wooden spoon proping the door open. On the counter is a 'Post-It-Note' saying "Clean dishes".
Well, ? I'll put the dishes away.
Later...
SWMBO says "Thanks for putting the dishes away."
Me "I didn't put the dishes away. I was wondering why you were running the dishwasher empty."
SWMBO gets a very strange look on her face.
SWMBO is very confused.
Me I just start laughing...
Then I say, "You must think that I'm very stupid with the 'Clean Dishes' note."
That's how the fight started.
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