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8th October 2008, 09:10 PM #1
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Ray lays down the rules
Ray comes home after a hard day and announces to Sue,
“I’ve been thinking. I’m the man of this house so, starting tomorrow, I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk through that door. Afterwards, while I’m watching the news, you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath. And when I’ve had my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
Sue gives him a scathing look and replies, “The Funeral Director?”Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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8th October 2008, 09:16 PM #2
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Cheers Fred
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8th October 2008, 09:29 PM #3
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The funeral director is Ray's best friend
... he would be the last one to put Ray down.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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