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  1. 31st August 2004, 09:50 PM #1
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    Default WOODWORKING QUIZ for 31 AUG 04

    Good Morning Friends,
    You have just laid a new carpet through out your house. You removed the interior doors so the carpet installer would not have to fight them while laying the new carpet. Now when you reinstalled the doors you find that they are too long and need to be cut off.
    Since they are hollow core with a veneer finish, how are you going to cut them without chipping the veneer?

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  2. 31st August 2004, 09:52 PM #2
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    Gas axe?
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    I'd just take them to Ozwinner's shop and trade them for some shorter ones!

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    Hang on..when did my carpets get changed? Cause ironically the stains are all in the same spots!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane Watson
    Hang on..when did my carpets get changed? ...
    I guess that if you didn't know about it, you didn't remove the doors so,
    you don't have a problem... NEXT!!!!
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    Ill stick with trained termites neat and non chipping
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph Jones
    Good Morning Friends,
    You have just laid a new carpet through out your house. You removed the interior doors so the carpet installer would not have to fight them while laying the new carpet. Now when you reinstalled the doors you find that they are too long and need to be cut off.
    Since they are hollow core with a veneer finish, how are you going to cut them without chipping the veneer?

    Respectfully,
    As my old Dad used to say - "always score the veneer with a sharp blade before you cut it."

    "Ill stick with trained termites neat and non chipping"

    The Septics don't have termites like our termites so they don't understand that they can be trained.
    Ralph, our termites have fleas on them that are bigger than those puny things you call termites. You guys have dog obedience classes. We have termite obedience classes.

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    Don't know, my house has tiles.............
    "Last year I said I'd fix the squeak in the cupbaord door hinge... Right now I have nearly finished remodelling the whole damn kitchen!"

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  9. 1st September 2004, 09:39 PM #9
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    Default WOODWORKING QUIZ ANSWER for 31 AUG 04

    Good Evening Friends,
    Robert WA is the winner as he had the correct answer or at least the one I was looking for. Congratulations!

    What kind of termites do you folks have that are so big they have fleas?
    Up here we call them beavers. I like the obedience school thing.

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    Our termites are so big and so smart that some of them even use computers to surf the net. If you search this forum you can even find messages from them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph Jones
    ...What kind of termites do you folks have that are so big they have fleas?
    Up here we call them beavers. .....
    Good comeback, got a laugh from me....
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