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  1. 1st October 2008, 09:53 PM #61
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    Thought I had answered... Skew is correct
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    Erk! OK, lessee... hmmm...


    A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

    The engineer built his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.

    The physicist made a long line then said that the length was infinite. He also said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.

    The mathematician laughed at them and beat the others with his design.

    What did he do?
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    He put one post in or a small section and had therefore fenced off the rest of the world?
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    He made a very small circle, and said he had fenced things OUT, rather than in. Therefore fencing off the entire world with a tiny fence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    He made a very small circle, and said he had fenced things OUT, rather than in. Therefore fencing off the entire world with a tiny fence.
    That's what I said I did
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    I think FC & Groggy have given the same answer... I like their answer
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    Yup. Geeze, it didn't even last a night... must be the way I tell 'em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkychicken View Post
    That's what I said I did
    Yes, we posted at the same time. You're next then.
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    Hey I was right!

    Hmm.. A riddle...

    If you add 1 to 1 and get 1 what conclusion can you come to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkychicken View Post

    If you add 1 to 1 and get 1 what conclusion can you come to?
    conclusion ...you suck at maths

    if you add 1 and 1 you get 1 pair
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    Know one got it eh

    Ok the answer was "You could come to the conclusion that you cannot count past one"

    Yeah I know, I suck at riddling.

    Try this one: What 5 letter word could you remove all but one letter from and still have the same word?
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    queue?
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Yessum, Your turn
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    OK, here we go.

    There's a train tunnel. It's fairly long and only one train track runs through it for it's entire length. The tunnel is also only wide enough for one train.

    One day at exactly 8 o'clock two trains enter the tunnel from opposite ends. Exactly three minutes later the trains emerge from opposite ends of the tunnel without a scratch. How?
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    The trains run on monorail?
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