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16th July 2008, 05:38 PM #46
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Romeo & Juliet lay dead in a locked room. A shelf is broken, he carpet is wet and there is broken glass on the floor.
What happened?
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29th August 2008, 08:05 PM #47
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Okay, what's the answer
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29th August 2008, 11:23 PM #48
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(PSSST!! FC!! R & J are of the piscine persuasion.
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4th September 2008, 09:21 AM #49
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Skew got it... sorry for the delay in answer have been on course down in Melbourne for the last month without regular net.
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4th September 2008, 08:42 PM #50
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Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find.
She was in luck, the shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard.
Polly was delighted.
However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word, so she returned to the shop to complain. Sadly, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said and refused a refund.
Why didn't the parrot talk?
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4th September 2008, 08:48 PM #51
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Deaf parrot
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4th September 2008, 08:53 PM #52
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Shoulda kept my mouth shut.
Your turn... 
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26th September 2008, 11:00 PM #53
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Well?
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27th September 2008, 08:23 AM #54
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hole in the ground
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27th September 2008, 04:06 PM #55
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Correct
Originally Posted by corbs
hole in the ground
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27th September 2008, 04:31 PM #56
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Using Australian coins how would you give 55 cents change (in two coins) if one of the coins is not a 5 cent piece?
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27th September 2008, 05:13 PM #57
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50 cent piece and a sixpence coin?
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27th September 2008, 05:39 PM #58
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The coin's that not 5c is a 50c piece. The other coin is a 5c piece?
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27th September 2008, 06:22 PM #59
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That's probly it Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
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1st October 2008, 09:30 PM #60
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