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    Default Globalisation

    Finally, a definition of globalisation

    I can understand and to which
    I can relate


    Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

    Answer : Princess Diana's death.

    Question : How come?

    Answer :

    An English princess with

    An Egyptian boyfriend

    Crashes in a French Tunnel,

    driving a German car

    With a Dutch engine,

    Driven by a Belgian

    Who was drunk

    On Scottish whisky,

    (check the bottle before you change the spelling),

    Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles;

    treated by an American doctor,

    using Brazilian medicines.

    This is sent to you by

    An Australian,

    using Bill Gates's technology,

    and you're probably reading this on your computer,

    that uses Taiwanese Chips, and a

    Korean monitor,

    Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

    in a Singapore plant,

    Transported by Indian truck-drivers,

    Hijacked by Indonesians,

    Unloaded by Maltese wharfies,

    and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders


    That, my friends, is Globalisation!


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    nicely put...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Bazza you've done it again! Great one.

    CP

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