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Thread: End of the World 5.37PM AEST
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9th September 2008, 08:25 AM #1
End of the World 5.37PM AEST
The particle accelerator in Europe will be started at 5.37Pm AEST tomorrow the boffins want to recreate what happened just after the Big Bang. Some think that a small black hole will be produced that will swallow the Earth. What do you plan to be doing if the world is swallowed up by a black hole? for me it will be business as usual as long as I don't get swallowed up by my own black hole.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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9th September 2008, 10:05 AM #2
At least we might find all our long lost screws, nut, pens and tools.
anne-maria.
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9th September 2008, 10:21 AM #3Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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9th September 2008, 10:23 AM #4
If you watched Andrew Denton last night you would have seen him interview one of the Phycisists involved in the Large Hadron Collider project. One interesting point he made....the amount of energy released by the collision is miniscule. Most of the energy being fed into the apparatus is used to cool it down to its working tempetrature (-271degC).
All the talk of black holes and Switzerland disappearing off the map is the product of conspiracy theorists who dont have a clue what the LHC is all about.
See here for the facts:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_ColliderWhatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)
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9th September 2008, 10:23 AM #5
I think they should turn it on on the weekend, then if we get trapped in our last minute for ever it can be sitting in the sun, or bushwalking or woodwork, not answering another (^%#@$ email at work.
Last edited by tea lady; 9th September 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason: typo again.Sazzer frazzer.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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9th September 2008, 10:26 AM #6anne-maria.
Tea Lady
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Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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9th September 2008, 10:34 AM #7Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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9th September 2008, 10:44 AM #8
Ladies and children first.
(my SWMBO and kids excepted of course)
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9th September 2008, 10:58 AM #9
If my viewing of Antiques Roadshow is interrupted I shall be exceedingly annoyed!
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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9th September 2008, 11:21 AM #10
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9th September 2008, 12:34 PM #11Wireline
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I am already in a black hole.It's called Moomba.
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9th September 2008, 12:37 PM #12
I would just bend over and kiss my own black hole goodbye.... Except the world actually ceased to exist at midnight 2000. Unfortunately we have all been too busy to notice!
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9th September 2008, 04:35 PM #13
Have to make sure that I am not on the crapper I don't think I can manage two things at once........disappearing up a black hole and .............
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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9th September 2008, 05:36 PM #14
A nihilist existentialist may argue that you cannot destroy what did not exist in the first place. Kant, Sartre and Nietzsche come on down!
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9th September 2008, 06:04 PM #15
Emmanuel Kante? He's an old ant.
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