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    Default Wheelin confesses

    Wheelinround goes to confession and says" Father I have stolen a chicken".
    Priest says." My son, that is a sin, you should not have done that."
    Wheelinround:" I know father, would you please accept the chicken from me"?
    Priest: "No my son, you should offer it back to the man from whom you stole it"
    Wheelinround: "I have already done that father and he refuses to take the chicken back"
    Priest:"Then you should keep the chicken for yourself. You can do no more than you have done."
    Wheelinround: "Thank you father"

    The priest goes home and finds his pet chicken has been stolen.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Thank you, Father John. The names shall be changed to protect the guilty.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    Parsons nose was delightful

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