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  1. 27th August 2008, 08:16 PM #1
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    Default A Gift from a Husband to His Wife

    The wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to
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    The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!>>

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  2. 29th August 2008, 12:23 AM #2
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    Should have gotten her some thing that goes tick , tick ,tick,tick, BOOM . 0 to 100 pieces in 4 seconds .
    insanity is a state of mind if you don't mind it does not matter.
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  3. 29th August 2008, 12:26 AM #3
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    I once had a girlfriend who was a little too pushy towards hinting at marriage. She told me that she wanted something "round with diamonds on it" for her birthday. I gave her a 4" diamond cutting disk.

    True story.

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    Peter
    How long were you in hospital?
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    We weren't together for long after that. And I can't quite figure out why...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteMan View Post
    We weren't together for long after that. And I can't quite figure out why...
    You did'nt get her the angle grinder to go with it ?
    insanity is a state of mind if you don't mind it does not matter.
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  7. 30th August 2008, 12:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by rodent View Post
    You did'nt get her the angle grinder to go with it ?
    I wouldn't have dared - who knows what she could have done with it?

    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Ain't that the truth!
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