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Thread: Why Aussies love Kiwis
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25th August 2008, 11:37 PM #1
Why Aussies love Kiwis
This is meant to humour ,not a political statement
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.
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26th August 2008, 09:00 PM #2
Good one
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26th August 2008, 09:05 PM #3
Yes, very good, the great Aussie spirit (take the p.ss out of them)
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