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20th August 2004, 01:45 PM #1
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Grosseries
One day goes into a new grocery store at the edge of town. Just inside he sees a sign which says: CONDOMS - SOLD & FITTED. He looks around and calls for service. An exceptionally attractive young lady emerges from the back.
"Do you work here?" the gentleman asks.
"Yes, I do." she replied.
And is the statement on this sign true?" the gentleman asked.
The young lady leaned over the counter, showing her ample cleavage to best advantage, and seductively answered, "Yes, it is."
"Tell me," he asks, "who fits them?"
"Why, I do!" purrs the girl.
"Well," says , "would you please wash your hands and give me a pound of tomatoesLast edited by RETIRED; 20th August 2004 at 04:02 PM.
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20th August 2004, 04:03 PM #2
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Originally Posted by Christopha
I should hope so!
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20th August 2004, 04:17 PM #3
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:d :d
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20th August 2004, 07:10 PM #4
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Still not metricated yet eh ?
Bob Willson
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20th August 2004, 07:30 PM #5
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Bob,
Overseas where they use the real metric system ( the one where measurements are done in fractions of a meter not in millimeters :eek: ) they also use pounds. A metric pound is 500 grams or half a kilo.
Peter.
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