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  1. 20th August 2008, 02:29 PM #1
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    Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their trolleys collide.

    One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."

    "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

    "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

    "She's tall, with dark hair, long legs. What's your wife look like?"

    "Never mind, let's look for yours



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  2. 20th August 2008, 11:44 PM #2
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    ca 15 May 2007.

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    sorry Joe - you can never remeber where you get these things from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe greiner View Post
    ca 15 May 2007.

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    C'mon Joe - throw away your diary.
    We are all getting paranoid about putting a joke on here
    because your aim is to highlight that it has all been
    heard before and reinforce it by giving the date.

    We all know that jokes get regurtitated at some stage
    and accept that.

    I will place another one on the Forum today with the
    title "Loose change". Would love to see more of your
    jokes and give us something new to laugh at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    C'mon Joe - throw away your diary.
    We are all getting paranoid about putting a joke on here
    because your aim is to highlight that it has all been
    heard before and reinforce it by giving the date.

    We all know that jokes get regurtitated at some stage
    and accept that.

    I will place another one on the Forum today with the
    title "Loose change". Would love to see more of your
    jokes and give us something new to laugh at.

    Allan
    Diary? Of Jokes? Well, sort of, I guess. I save the keepers in a "Jokes" sub-folder, and love to see variations. This one isn't recycled, after all.

    Alas, I'm cursed with a better memory than I really need.

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    It doesn't matter if the joke has been posted before. It's the way you tell it that counts.
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    The good thing about dementia is that the jokes are always new.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    The good thing about dementia is that the jokes are always new.
    Yes I agree. I forgot to add that.
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