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  1. #1
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    Tallahassee FL USA
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    Default Senior Personal Ads

    FOXY LADY:
    Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
    Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

    SERENITY NOW:
    I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

    WINNING SMILE:
    Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

    BEATLES OR STONES?
    I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

    MEMORIES:
    I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

    MINT CONDITION:
    Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

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    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
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    Bottom of the leg
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    Bit of a worry i think i would qualify for 4 of those.
    Cheers Fred



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  3. #3
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    Northern Sydney
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    Love the last one... very well written
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  4. #4
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    May 2007
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    Good one Joe.

    Particularly like "Memories" - will try to remember it
    for the future.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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