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Thread: So what's all this about, then?
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19th August 2004, 12:29 PM #61
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... turned to his mother and said "it followed me home from the ship, can I keep it?" Mrs Stains rolled her eyes, she knew what this meant. It would be just like the time ...
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"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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19th August 2004, 12:34 PM #62
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...he asked to keep the termite as a pet and it literally ate them out of house and home. "How do I know this beast won't eat our home" Asked Mrs Stains. Semen thought then said.....
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19th August 2004, 12:44 PM #63
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"cause Il'll keep her in me shed, which you'll remember is steel framed. I can chain her to my Triton as another attachment.
Mrs Stains wasn't convinced, however...
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19th August 2004, 12:50 PM #64
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... it was nice that he had a hobby and she had heard that a triple-breasted whore could double as a 3-pin dovetail jig. "OK, you can keep her but just remember you have to clean up the mess when she ...
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19th August 2004, 01:02 PM #65
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...forgets to empty that massive calostimy (spelling?) bag she's carrying around". The whore replies "It's not a calostimy bag it's a....
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19th August 2004, 01:31 PM #66
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silicone implant I purchased from Ebay (I understand it once belonged to pamela anderson before she upgraded her system). I've modified it to include a nozzle for...
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19th August 2004, 01:33 PM #67
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... dust extraction. So is that a cyclone in your pocket, big boy, or are you ...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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19th August 2004, 01:39 PM #68
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laughing at me like the dolphins do ? I hope you dont rust like my triton did when I forgot to close grandfather stains blind. To get around this I'll have to paint you...
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19th August 2004, 02:10 PM #69
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into the corner...
Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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19th August 2004, 02:13 PM #70
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... of this Monet fake I've been working on. You can be one of the water lillies and I'll be ...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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19th August 2004, 02:19 PM #71
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...missing you.
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Jim
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19th August 2004, 02:36 PM #72
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...because I'm not standing for that kind of insult from your old bag mother!" and with that the whore...
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19th August 2004, 03:37 PM #73
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flounced out of the room and immediately transported herself back to her home planet of Coosbane where she promptly ....
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19th August 2004, 03:42 PM #74
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sat down and wrote a letter to her local MP demanding that Coosbane declare war on Earth and all those who sail in her. Meanwhile on the other side of the galaxy, ...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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19th August 2004, 03:55 PM #75
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Far, far away...
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