Adam and Eve - more

[joe greiner]

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, You walked with us every day. Now we do not see You any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much You love us.'

And God said, 'I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of My love for you, so that you will love Me even when you cannot see Me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of My love for you, his name will be a reflection of My own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased . . . . .

And Dog was happy. . . . .

And Cat didn't give a sh*t one way or another.
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Joe

[weisyboy]

to tru.

cats are so full of them selves.

[Batpig]

Yes... What's the old saying?... "Dogs have Masters - Cats have Staff."

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

[groverwa]

Speaking of cats - get a copy of 101 Uses for a dead cat - funny

mike

[rrich]

Here in the US we have a quirky thing for motor vehicles. It is a frame that surrounds the license plate (Tags, registration plates, etc.). Most of the time, the frame is nothing more than a bit of advertising for the dealer that sold the vehicle. People who know how to use a spanner or screw driver will remove these dealer frames and install one of their own.

On a pick up truck with huge tires and "lifted" about 2 feet, the license plate frame said, "Cats flattened while you wait."

[joe greiner]

On a pick up truck with huge tires and "lifted" about 2 feet, the license plate frame said, "Cats flattened while you wait."

That'd make a good bumper "snicker" too. And wasn't there a rock band eons ago called "SailCat?" (Frisbee-ish)

Joe