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    Default Spaghetti Sauce

    Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving.
    In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it
    sat on the counter all day.
    She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Information Center and voiced her concern.
    They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

    That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the guests
    volunteered to answer it.
    Becky's face dropped as the guest called out,
    "It's the Poison Information Center.
    They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    rrich Guest

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    I'll answer the phone.

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    Ooooooh! But for more kick, change "dinner" to "dessert."

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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