Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

[WoodJunky]

Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they Thought of beer.' Some interesting responses.



7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the More beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get To watch what we want On television when he is asleep, so Beer is nice.

7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom Gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at Parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'

7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink Beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to Each other, which is a good thing.'

7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too Much.

7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, The better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'

7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they Taste disgusting.'

7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he Goes to sleep.'

7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly Things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer She yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the Street again, but that doesn't make any sense.

[Batpig]

Dear WoodJunky,

"Ouch!..." to the last one. Re the first one, wasn't there something in the news just recently about proper scientific research into the phenomenom of "Beer Goggles"?...

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

P.S. Re the 2nd-last one, we had a cat that liked beer going back a few years - out of a bowl! Is it Mic-D who's got the Avatar with the Ginger Moggy with a Stubby?...

[WoodJunky]

Re the first one, wasn't there something in the news just recently about proper scientific research into the phenomenom of "Beer Goggles"?

can't say i have seen anything on it but that would not surprise one little bit if they have.

I reckon you are right about Mic-D's Avatar which is a Ginger Moggy with a Stubby.

[fenderbelly]

Whats that saying about ''Out of the mouths of "

[Batpig]

Dear Lads,

There was a Sydney Morning Herald link about the research that I could have pasted, but I picked this one instead because of the photo...
http://www.topnews.in/men-find-women...r-drink-258338

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

[joe greiner]

Ah, Batpig. Confirmation of the theory that women get better-looking as closing time approaches.

Joe