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  1. 18th August 2004, 04:16 PM #31
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    meanwhile had realised her mistake in trying to talk to Al's nether regions so she was having another go at getting through to Andy. Andy however were down pit
    where he was having an interesting discussion with ....
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    A little slow CB.

    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    had been forgotten up till now.... the forgotten whore. She turned suddenly in a move that was reminiscent of Merv Hughes in Slips...HER slips and said....
    "Leave my penis alone!" and swooped down knocking semen to his knees. Penis thought he might take advantage of semen but instead he....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHammer
    A little slow CB.
    Yep Midge beat me by seconds. However, I couldn't be ars*ed deleting it.
  4. 18th August 2004, 05:05 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHammer
    A little slow CB.


    "Leave my penis alone!" and swooped down knocking semen to his knees. Penis thought he might take advantage of semen but instead he....
    Rememberd the Olyimpics, and decided to watch Beach Voleyball, as the ladies competing had their cossies disapearing right up their.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Self
    I never ventured into this part of the forum before, mainly because I have been more interested in wood, machinery, that sort of thing. For some reason, I peeked inside this bit tonight. What are you blokes on about? It might be time to slink back into my comfort zone of the workshop.
    Well I hope that this has answered your question, the aim is to add to a story and make it interesting. The correct question is not what are we on about, but what are we on?

    Feel free to join in - it helps if you are feeling a little silly.
    (as long as the little silly doesn't mind)

    Sorry for the interuption lads - back in to it.

    ................up their .... hidden valley. The prostrate seaman stains, abandoned by Penis glanced at the whore
    "For me?" she gushed at Penis' retreating back, "perhaps you can teach me of wood?" her eyes devoured the seaman.
    Seaman Stains staggered to his feet, reached for a belaying pin .......
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    ...and Shoved It Right Up....
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    Which he deftly inserted into his lathe and grabbing his trusty parting tool he ...

    Bugger, trumped again
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    into the hand of Semen Stains and said "Use this to satisfy the alien whore, she likes it when you....
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    ...use the incorrect pronunciation of...
    (where is Col when you need him?)
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    ... Woger the Cabin Boy ...
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    ..which got Penis excited immediately. Standing up straight he started and immediate search for the cabin boy. Meanwhile Semen was wooing the whore, "Wight then my pwetty how about a....
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    Cuppa tea and a biscuit? Then we'll take you home to meet mum.
    She'll be most impressed by those huge.....
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    ...and juicy...
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    ..self to any Extra Terrestrial with a shiny coin and a....
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