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    ..n iron rod used by the second mate for flogging, the second mate was a dapper gentleman who was known to use broken glass as a deterent to amourous seaman resulting in the circumcision of....
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    .. Australia by Captain Cook in a bizzare accident with a spell checker. Meanwhile, Al's hind quarters were getting fed up with all this nautical stuff so they ...
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    medi-evil tool, used in sacrificial ceremonies, where the sacrificial maiden had her...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback
    medi-evil tool, used in sacrificial ceremonies, where the sacrificial maiden had her...................
    Which one were you replying to Outback? Slow connection or fingers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    .. Australia by Captain Cook in a bizzare accident with a spell checker. Meanwhile, Al's hind quarters were getting fed up with all this nautical stuff so they ...
    ...spontaneously combusted covering the alien whore in a green goo of the most foul smelling kind. The alien gasped "Is this....
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    snot? or silly putty ? surely its not the...
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    NO! It can't be the......

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    Yes it is, it's the ...
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    ...heat seeking probe use for searching out hot...

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    ...potatoes wedged into....
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    ..cracks by captain Penis. How he came about this unusual hobby is another story altogether dear readers and we shall not bore you with the doings thereof. suffice it to say that Captain Penis was all charged up and ready to get himself a bit of that great looking semen's (spelling?) ....
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    ..stains. Semen Stains said "You're on the wrong ship mate, I'm telling Captian Pugwash to make you walk the...
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    dog. If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to ...
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    hold the yo yo then you're on your own. Captain Penis had heard of the fearsome yo yo and shouted for the alien whore to help him. The whore...
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    had been forgotten up till now.... the forgotten whore. She turned suddenly in a move that was reminiscent of Merv Hughes in Slips...HER slips and said....

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