Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Three Blokes

  1. 12th August 2008, 11:35 AM #1
    fenderbelly's Avatar
    fenderbelly
    fenderbelly is offline SENIOR MEMBER
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default Three Blokes

    Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of You one wish, Which is three wishes in total' says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.' POOOOFF! With The blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall aroundAfghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state.' POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Aussie Engineer says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Aussie Engineer sits down,cracks a beer, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water'.........
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12th August 2008, 08:00 PM #2
    AlexS's Avatar
    AlexS
    AlexS is offline Dehydrated Hydrographer
    Join Date
    Jun 1999
    Location
    Westleigh, Sydney
    Age
    78
    Posts
    1,332

    Default

    He wasn't an engineer, he was a hydrographer.
    Visit my website
    Website
    Facebook
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 13th August 2008, 09:09 AM #3
    Ozkaban's Avatar
    Ozkaban
    Ozkaban is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Northern Sydney
    Age
    49
    Posts
    0

    Default

    always the laconic aussie engineer...

    At least you got the bit about sitting down and craking a beer before doing any work bit right

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. Ok which one of you Blokes is it?
    By E. maculata in forum HAVE YOUR SAY
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 8th January 2006, 09:45 PM
  2. To The Retired Blokes.
    By Termite in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION
    Replies: 39
    Last Post: 29th November 2005, 05:58 PM
  3. Blonde blokes
    By AlexS in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 21st March 2003, 08:27 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules