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  1. 11th August 2008, 02:21 PM #1
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    A mate and I went fishing near Black Rock and
    I was using just a 2kg breaking strain line.

    I hooked a snapper and was hauling it in and just
    got to have a brief look at it when the line snapped.

    It weighed exactly 5.3kg ... it would have been the
    best snapper I have ever caught.

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    Won't comment BUT.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    Won't comment BUT.........
    C'mon, give me a comment - please.

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    Ok, what a shame.

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    wrong section mate.

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    H'mmmm, how did you arrive at that exact wieght Alkan at Wallan?
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    exactly 5.3?
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    What did you expect? It's a FISH story after all.

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    Thank you to the chaps who asked the
    inevitable question of how I knew the weight
    when it had dropped off the hook.

    Answer: I checked the scales on it's back
    in the brief look I had at it.

    Gotcha!

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    Do you write these gags or just post them? We need to know.

    Onyah mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzza View Post
    Do you write these gags or just post them? We need to know.

    Onyah mate.
    Before I answer - what is the penalty if I say "Yes" or "No"
    to some of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Before I answer - what is the penalty if I say "Yes" or "No"
    to some of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Ah ha - we have a Politician in the group
    Or a safety-conscious woodie.

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    I had a bit of a problem weighing this joke up.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    I had a bit of a problem weighing this joke up.

    No problems John - will let you off the hook this time.

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