Correct profession

[Allan at Wallan]

A nursing sister in charge of a maternity ward was most
impressed by the attitude of one young male student doctor.
She had never seen one so enthusiastic about obstetrics.

She asked him why he was so enthusiastic.

He replied, "Before I started in this section I worked in the
cardiac ward but always felt I was going to have a heart attack.
When I was dealing with asthma patients I was frightened of
have an asthma attack and when around patients with ulcers
I was worried sick".

"But here, in the maternity ward, I can finally relax"

Note: Don't spoil this joke with evil comments about male nurses.

Allan

[wheelinround]

To think he could have become an Orthopaedic and got his first real break

[Gra]

Pity his girlfriend wasnt so relaxed