The Frog and Golf

[Barry Hicks]

Allan decided to have a round of golf at the Royal
Wallan. He is on the second hole when he notices
a frog at the edge of the green. He is about to shoot
when he hears, "Ribbit 9 iron."

Allan looks around but doesn't see anyone. Again
he hears, "Ribbit 9 iron," and decides it's the frog
speaking. He decided to prove the frog wrong so he
grabs his 9 iron. Boom! 250mm from the cup. "Wow,
that was amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit lucky frog."

Allan decided to take the frog to the next hole. "What
do you think frog?" he asks and the frog says, "Ribbit
three wood."

You guessed it, a hole in one! Allan is befuddled and
by the end of the day he has played the best game of
golf in his life. He asks, "OK frog, where next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit casino."

They get to the casino and Allan asks, "OK frog, what
now?" The frog replies, "Ribbit roulette."

Allan asks, "What should I bet?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit $3000 black six."

Now this is a million-to-one shot to win but after the
game of golf Allan figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of chips come sliding back across the
table. Allan takes his winnings and rents the best
suite in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog,
I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this
money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit kiss me."

Allan thinks why not. After all the frog has done he
deserves it. He kisses the frog and it turns into a
gorgeous mature lady. "And that, your honour, is
how I couldn't pay for the room as well"

Edited by watson

[Allan at Wallan]

C'mon "Watson" - you spoil sport.

It looked like I was going well until you intervened.
Now I will never know the ending.

Allan

[tea lady]

C'mon "Watson" - you spoil sport.

It looked like I was going well until you intervened.
Now I will never know the ending.

Allan

Well if YOU can't remember the ending that must have been some pretty good........ golf.

[watson]

C'mon "Watson" - you spoil sport.

It looked like I was going well until you intervened.
Now I will never know the ending.

Allan

That's OK.........same ending ......same judge............different crime.

[joe greiner]

Watson: Joke surgeon extraordinaire.
(Yeah, I had to do some prowling to refresh my memory.)

Joe