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  1. 5th August 2008, 11:56 AM #1
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    Default Fencing contractor

    I feel quite happy today in announcing that I am
    qualified to be a "fencing contractor" - this is my
    500th post.

    Along the way I have contributed some serious items,
    pictures of my limited works, and many jokes that I claim
    are funny but the odd person considers rubbish.

    The knowledge gained from the various threads is invaluable
    and hopefully I can put much of it to good use.

    The friendships and contacts gained through the Forum
    community is simply great. Where else can you make
    friends, swap stories, exchange timbers, share ideas
    and simply feel that you belong in a great community.

    Thank you to Neil (U-beaut) and all the Forumites.

    Allan
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  2. 5th August 2008, 12:36 PM #2
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    Sabre or Foil Allan??
    Congrats on the 500th
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  3. 5th August 2008, 12:45 PM #3
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    More jokes........Please.......
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    Congratulations Allan, keep the corn coming

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  5. 5th August 2008, 05:31 PM #5
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    Happy 500th Allan you hide your age well

    Keep the jokes rolling in
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    Yeah! I've built many a fence. Great work if you like it.

    So???? You've planted 5oo posts in the ground??? he he.

    Cheers
    Don't pass them by! Be daring and caring!

    Dampen their misery....sit with them and talk a little.

    Buy them something to eat and a tram fare to a local mission.
    I'm so lucky that I've somewhere to live and have family support.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgum View Post
    Yeah! I've built many a fence. Great work if you like it.

    So???? You've planted 5oo posts in the ground??? he he.

    Cheers
    Probably more like 1,000. Posts in the Jokes Ground aren't included. Or have you not noticed that yet? (e.g., do a DIY count vs the number of posts by Shrek3 in Woodies Jokes recently.)

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  8. 17th August 2008, 12:08 AM #8
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    ???? !!! After miles of actuale fencing and Thouands of posts, what does that make me?
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  9. 17th August 2008, 09:28 AM #9
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    Congrats Allan on the 500 & no doubt a lot more to come.

    All i can say is after being banned for 24 hours for a bad joke you, Barry & John are lucky you dont get life.

    Cant wait for the next lot, see ya

    cheers
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  10. 17th August 2008, 01:21 PM #10
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    Default Al....good on you.

    Al? Good on you mate. Well done . Gotta feel good about youself.

    Previous post .Was only kidding ofcourse. Couldn't resist


    Good on you.

    I find bending over all the time breaks my back. Like when you have set out the plinths and bend over to cut them in. Gawwwwwd!
    Much rather get out the crow bar and finish off a hole when the auger wont play ball anymore . Oh my aching back. Eraggggh!
    Al? You got an open fire?





    I'm really buggered if I understand anything in the post that follows mine. Wha?????


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    Don't pass them by! Be daring and caring!

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    Buy them something to eat and a tram fare to a local mission.
    I'm so lucky that I've somewhere to live and have family support.
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    Only just noticed this post, Congratulations on your 500 plus. Keep going the way you are and you will have enough posts to build a race track. Goodonya Allan.
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    Cheers John
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  12. 17th August 2008, 10:54 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgum View Post
    I'm really buggered if I understand anything in the post that follows mine. Wha?????
    Cheers
    Look at the Posts count here: http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ad.php?t=77406

    [Shows zero, as of the current time; might increase later, with some other posts.]

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