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  1. 18th July 2008, 01:43 PM #1
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    Default Got him in the gun

    A woman walked into a gun shop and asked
    the proprietor for a hand gun.

    "What type of weapon are you seeking?" asked
    the proprietor.

    "I am not certain", she replied, "It is for my husband".

    He showed her various guns but she said, "I really don't know".

    The proprietor asked, "Well, did he give you any indication
    what kind to buy".

    She replied, "Certainly not. He doesn't even know I am
    going to shoot him".

    Allan

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    I'll pay that. cheques in the mail.
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  3. 21st July 2008, 12:44 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    I'll pay that. cheques in the mail.
    I can hear it now ... bouncing into my letter box.

    Allan
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