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  1. 24th June 2008, 02:12 PM #1
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    Default Foily hat plans

    It seems that some new members are not wearing their mind control hats (foilies). Suggest you go to this site and rectify the situation asap.

    Remember, they can't know what you think if you wear a foily .
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  2. 24th June 2008, 02:41 PM #2
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    Then you can cook pancakes in safety
    If I do not clearly express what I mean, it is either for the reason that having no conversational powers, I cannot express what I mean, or that having no meaning, I do not mean what I fail to express. Which, to the best of my belief, is not the case.
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    Noooooooo! Tin foil will let the mind control rays through!

    http://www.stopabductions.com/

    You need to use genuine 3M Velostat for best protection!!!!! Only 3M Velostat keeps the aliens out of your mind!!!

    "Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Splinter View Post
    Noooooooo! Tin foil will let the mind control rays through!
    Does this mean Groggy's really working for the aliens?
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    Default I have my suspcions

    that WW wears appropriate headgear. Just look at his avatar.
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    Foilys are OK but for 100% effectiveness I really couldn't be without my Devo power dome from the 80's.
    Whip it,whip it good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobL View Post
    Does this mean Groggy's really working for the aliens?
    Or perhaps an alien in disguise? Even a very good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by artme View Post
    that WW wears appropriate headgear. Just look at his avatar.
    Hey! I resemble that statement!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobL View Post
    Does this mean Groggy's really working for the aliens?
    Curses, foiled again
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    I always wear my Foilie when I'm around him, but next time it might be a SawStop cap.
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    I still know you, WW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artme View Post
    I still know you, WW.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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    Obviously my Devo power dome is working because you guys are way out there!Oh my God.....foil doesn't work!Ha ha
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    I think its a real pity that the original mind control site has gone. It had instructions for a pyramidal shaped foil hat, much more effective IMHO.
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

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    Default The Grogworth Foily

    This is the ultimate mindcontrol protection Foily.

    Its unique design is of a domed, pyramidical, foil covered type that
    will reflect all manner of telepathic rays from entering whilst at the same time enlighten the wearer to the powers of the pyramid and sun god RA.

    This also was designed to be a "cone of silence" so that the wearer may mumble or grumble without attracting too much attention.

    Of particular benefit is the abillity to sneak a few quite drinks and "keep it under the hat" so to speak.

    Before you ask how much is grogworth! I do not know - I drink coke!

    Please feel free to use this design for alien combat and your own peace of mind
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