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  1. 18th July 2008, 07:46 PM #1
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    Default The ultimate Woody's Lament

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things
    around the house that he used to do.
    When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it.
    Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

    "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

    "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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    So? What is the medical term?

    (I'd really like to know what I'm suffering from... )
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  3. 19th July 2008, 11:46 AM #3
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    Default Laziness. Medical term.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    So? What is the medical term?

    (I'd really like to know what I'm suffering from... )
    Ergonomic Diarrhoea!
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