swattn' flies

[woodcutta]

I was sitting in the kitchen swatting flies and SWMBO asked waht I was doing.

I replied "Swatting flies" to which she said - have you killed any yet.

I said yes - 3 males and 2 females, so she asked me how I knew. I told her I killed 3 on a beer can and the other 2 were on the phone

[Batpig]

I like that. Short and dry, with a hidden little dig at the ladies...

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

[Rodgera]

I like that. Short and dry, with a hidden little dig at the ladies...

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

Please do not call it a 'hidden little dig' - it is a highly acurrate and factual statement

[Allan at Wallan]

I have not spoken to my wife for 3 days
... I don't like to interrupt her while she is on a phone call.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[woodcutta]

I have not spoken to my wife for 3 days
... I don't like to interrupt her while she is on a phone call.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

Yeah I know what you mean Allan, I cant tell if mine is mad with me or not - she hasn't said anything for three days!


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