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    IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

    Artery..................The study of paintings

    Bacteria.................
    Back door to cafeteria.

    Barium...................
    What doctors do when patients die.

    Benign....................
    What you be, after you be eight

    Caesarean Section......
    A neighbourhood in Rome.

    Catscan..................
    Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize................
    Made eye contact with her.

    Colic......................
    A sheep dog.

    Coma.....................
    A punctuation mark

    Dilate....................
    To live long.

    Enema....................
    Not a friend.

    Fester....................
    Quicker than someone else.

    Fibula.....................
    A small lie.

    Impotent.................
    Distinguished, well known.

    Labour Pain..............
    Getting hurt at work.

    Medical Staff...........
    A Doctor's cane.

    Morbid....................
    A higher offer.

    Nitrates..................
    Cheaper than day rates.

    Node......................
    I knew it.

    Outpatient................
    A person who has fainted.

    Pelvis......................
    Cousin to Elvis.

    Post Operative...........
    A letter carrier.

    Recovery Room...........
    Place to do upholstery.

    Rectum....................
    Nearly killed him.

    Secretion.................
    Hiding something.

    Seizure...................
    Roman emperor.

    Tablet....................
    A small table.

    Terminal Illness.........
    Getting sick at the airport.

    Tumour...................
    One plus one more.

    Urine.....................
    Opposite of you're out.






    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    You be on the ball today John.
    Cheers Fred



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    That is a clever List.

    Best Wishes,
    Batpig.

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    :d
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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