Emergency Room Blonde

[WoodJunky]

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night
with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to see if I could take my own life," the
blonde replied.

"I don't understand!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to
commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun under
my chin, and I thought: I just paid $8,000.00 for my
face and neck lift, I'm not shooting myself under
my chin."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just
paid $4000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not
shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going
to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear
before I pulled the trigger."

[Allan at Wallan]

It is disappointing when one puts a good joke on here
and no one responds.

I thought it was worth a laugh.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[Koala-Man]

I thought it was funny too.

Gaz.

[RufflyRustic]

I'm ROTFL