Oy veh!

[Groggy]

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and said: "He had a hat!"

[joe greiner]

Thank you for spelling "oy veh" correctly.

Joe