Leather Gear

[Barry Hicks]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one
a mistress, are chatting over coffee and the
conversation turns to their relationships. They
decided to surprise their men. All three would wear
black leather bras, thongs, stiletto heels and a mask
over their eyes.

A few days later, they met again for coffee.

The engaged woman: "My boyfriend came over last
night and found me in black leather and a black mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams,
I love you!' We made love all night."

The mistress: "Me too. I surprised my lover with the
black leather outfit and mask and he went wild."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay with my
mother for the night. When my husband came home,
I was wearing my black leather outfit and mask. He
looked at me and said." "What's for dinner Batman?"

[Allan at Wallan]

I suppose he ended up Robin the frig
to get his own meal.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[fenderbelly]

probably got a steak that was like leather.