Poor old John had always been teased by his friends that his wife was more
successful than he was.
Some even went so far as to insinuate that he was henpecked.
John had a sense of humor and always laughed it off.
One day, one of his fiends asked the tiresome question again,
"Who wears the pants in your family?"

"I do," John answered.

Then, after a pause, he added, "I also wash and iron them."