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    Default Lets Start A Fight

    Pick you own polititian-

    An old farmer in the outback was getting his injured
    arm stitched up by a visiting doctor. To make
    conversation, the doctor asked the old bloke what he
    thought of Kevin Rudd.

    The old farmer said, "He's like a fence post turtle."

    The doctor was puzzled and asked the farmer what he
    meant.

    The old bloke replied, "When you're driving along a bush
    road and you see a turtle balanced on a fence post,
    that's a fence post turtle."

    This puzzled the doctor even more and he asked the old
    farmer to explain. The farmer said, "Well, you know that
    he didn't get there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong
    up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there
    and you've just got to wonder what kind of idiot put him
    up there in the first place."

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    its funny because its true.

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    The answer to so many of the world's current problems.

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