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29th June 2008, 04:17 PM #1
Useless
Last night the Surf Live Saving Club that I am a member of was broken into. The criminals had to kick in a solid bolted door, then stole an Oxy Viva (Mechanical Resuscitator). This was found early this morning by an ex member who took it to another member's house.
So, our security is compromised, Vital resus gear is at least suspect, we will have to send it to be checked and for what Some little so and so's bit of fun.
Lucky no one was down there last night.Pat
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Mark Twain
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29th June 2008, 07:10 PM #2
30m of water, a couple of concrete blocks, bit of leg chain.
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29th June 2008, 07:56 PM #3
make the chain long enough so that his head is out of water at low tide
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29th June 2008, 08:24 PM #4
locks only stop honest people
smile and the world will smile with you
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29th June 2008, 11:48 PM #5
Really, really sick when the cost of repair exceeds the value of stolen goods by a large proportion. No real numbers at hand, but consider a plate glass window vs. a keg or two of beer. Or a car's side window vs. a few CD's. When I drove a convertible, I deliberately never locked it.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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30th June 2008, 10:39 AM #6
Pat find the mungrel/s and use the viva on them Helium tank to replace Oxygen tank
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30th June 2008, 03:34 PM #7Intermediate Member
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Bad timing too with the State IRB Championships there on the 12th & 13th July.
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