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  1. 24th June 2008, 02:51 PM #1
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    Allan at Wallan
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    Default Religious woodie

    One woodie I know is a particularly
    religious man.

    He often quotes the expression
    "love thy neighbour" then adds
    "but don't get caught".

    Allan

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  2. 28th June 2008, 05:43 PM #2
    Barry Hicks
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    The Bible is full of contadictions. First it tells
    you to 'love thy neighbour' and then it warns
    you not to 'covert thy neighbour's wife'.

    Apparently it's OK with him but not with her.
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  3. 28th June 2008, 07:47 PM #3
    bsrlee
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    'The Lord helps those who help themselves
    Lord help those I catch helping themselves'

    Quote from my 'old' blacksmithing teacher D.A.R.
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