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  1. #1
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    Default Pastor's Business Card

    PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD

    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
    house it
    seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his re
    peated
    knocks at the door.

    Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on
    the back
    of it and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
    card
    had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
    3:10.'

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
    of
    laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and
    knock.'
    Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
    for I
    was naked.'

  2. #2
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    I'll pay that one.

    Carry Pine

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    so will i
    Cheers Fred



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    If it doesn't cost much more I will pay it too.

    Allan

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  5. #5
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    Send the money to me guys and I will send Ray a cheque.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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