Underwear dust

[Elbow]

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom,
'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle
Grow'

Allan


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[chrisp]

You're on the Friday Humour list too!

[fenderbelly]

good one

[tea lady]

:snigger