Two tourists were driving through North Wales.

At Llan-fair-pwyll-gwyn-gyll-gogerych-chwyn-drobwll-llantysilo-go-go-goch they stop for lunch and one tourist asked said to the waitress, 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are . . . . very very slowly?'

The blonde waitress leaned over and said….'Hun-gry Ja-cks.'