Tourist and the indian

[munruben]

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."


BTW, on the subject of oysters. what noise annoys a noisy oyster?

answer: A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Just thought I would throw that in.

[woodcutta]

John,

I like the first part

The second part you should have thrown the other way

woodcutta

[Wongo]

I like both of them.