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    Irish Sausages.

    "Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

    The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

    "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
    Then, warming to his theme, he went on,"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

    "Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"

    "Would ya? Would Ya?"

    The assistant said: "Well no."

    Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

    "Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

    So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?"
    The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings".

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    At Bunnings they would probably say, "yes, can you give me clue what they look like?"
    Cheers

    Jeremy
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    Or they'd send you outside to the little Hotdog kiosk...

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    Aisle 5 with the kitchenware

    Peter
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    Hope the assistant wasn't thin skinned.,
    otherwise he may have had a beef about it

    Allan

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    Ah yes but was he using a Saw Stop

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