Somewhere Expensive.....

[Barry Hicks]

My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere
expensive for her birthday -
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I took her to a servo!

[Allan at Wallan]

My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere
expensive for her birthday -
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I took her to a servo!

Yeah, right Barry. And to cut costs you sent her
on her own ... and made sure it was a "self servo"
station.


I was going to take my wife out for her birthday
and she said she wanted to be seen in
"something long, brown and flowing"
.... so I threw her into the Yarra River.

Allan

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