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Thread: On the road
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8th June 2008, 10:24 AM #1
On the road
There was a man driving his farm truck down a country road, on the way to the market, when suddenly he was broad sided by a semi trailer.
Some time went by, and the case got to court.
The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when you told a Highway Patrol Officer after the accident that you felt fine?"
The man replied, "Well sir, it was like this. We was drivin' down the road, mindin' our own business, when a big semi truck came out of nowhere and creamed us.
When I came to, I was in the ditch, and this copper was pullin' up with his car.
He looked at the hogs, and they was 'most dead, so he shot 'em.
Then he looked at my dog, and he was hurt real bad, so he shot him.
Then he came over to me and he said, 'How you feeling?'" "I said, I never felt better in my life."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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