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    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night she seemed upset.

    "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

    "I had to slap his face three times!"

    "You mean he got fresh?"

    "No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    John , your slipping again, posted three weeks ago.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    John , your slipping again, posted three weeks ago.
    Don't you hate people with long memories
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Don't you hate people with long memories
    I can't remember any such people.

    Allan

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