Dumb Kid?

[Barry Hicks]

Allan, a tonsilorial artist, is working in his barbershop
at Wallan giving Munrubin a 'short back and sides'
when in wanders young Wheelin.

Allan whispers to John, "Watch this. This kid in the
dumbest kid in the district."

Allan takes a $2 coin in his left hand and two 50c
coins in his right hand, holds out his hands and asks
Wheelin which hand he wants.

Wheelin points at Allan's right hand holding the two
50c coins. Allan hands over the two coins and Wheelin
goes on his way.

Allan says, "I told you that kid is stupid."

A little while later, Munrubin sees Wheelin down the
street and asks him why he picked the hand with the
50c coins instead of the hand with the $2 coin.

Wheelin replied, "As soon as I pick the one with the
$2, the game is over."

[munruben]

Guess you could call it wheelin and dealin.

[wheelinround]

Good one Barry

[Allan at Wallan]

Hey Barry,

Waddya mean, a "tonsilorial artist" - is that a surgeon
who paints tonsils?

I once asked my barber, (a tonsorial artist),
"Can I have a hair cut?"

When I sat on the chair I said, "It is just inside my
right nostril and is tickling my nose".

Some barbers have no sense of humour.

Allan

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