Which Beer Is Best?

[Barry Hicks]

Two old woodies, one from Queensland and one
from Victoria, were argueing about the merits of
their favoutite brews.

Obviously, John was a XXXX lover and Allan believed
VB was the only beer brewed by virgins wearing
white gloves.

After much debate, the pair decided to employ an
independant expert to analyse the beers and make
a decision as to which was the best.

To overcome any bias the analysist might have,
they simply labelled the two samples 'A' and 'B'
and sent them off with a request for a full analysis.

After a wait of two weeks the report came from
the analysist. It read, "Neither horse fit for work."

[Allan at Wallan]

You are stretching the truth a bit there.

Plenty of virgins in Victoria but white gloves
are hard to find.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[Rodgera]

The politicians keep a few up their sleeves for when the voters start complaining.