The minister

[munruben]

Religious minister is walking along the beach and sees a drunk staggering around in a dazed state.
The minister decides to help the drunk mend his ways and cleanse him in the waters of the ocean. He grabs the drunk by the back of his head and shoves it under the water for some 10 seconds and as he pulls the drunks head out of the water asks 'Have you found Jesus?"
The drunk coughs and splutters a bit and shakes his head, "No, I haven't"

The minister dunks the drunk again but this time for nearly 30 seconds and brings him up spluttering even worse, gasping for breath.
"Have you found Jesus" asks the minister. "No I haven't said the drunk" so the minister pushes the drunks head under the water again and holds it there for nearly a minute before he brings him back up to the surface..

He yells this time to the drunk, annoyed at how obstinate the drunk was. "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS"
The drunk pulls himself up straight after coughing quite some time, trying to get his breath back and finally yells back at the minister, "NO I HAVEN'T.....





ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN?"

[Barry Hicks]

As a deeply religious person, I am offended by
that joke.

[Ashore]

As a man who drinks, I too am ofended by that joke

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[Barry Hicks]

Thanks for reminding me Ashore, I am offended by
the reference to drinking also!

However, I am flattered that John waited only a week
since I posted the same joke. He must have liked it.

[rrich]

I've met that minister.

[Batpig]

I'm pretty religious too (went to Corpus Christi over at Nudgee Juniour today), but I reckon it's not too bad...
(Not as good as the "Mother Superior" one, though...)


Batpig.

[Rodgera]

My wife is a religious cook -

What ever is not a burnt offering, is a sacrifice.

[munruben]

However, I am flattered that John waited only a week
since I posted the same joke. He must have liked it.

Sorry Barry must have missed that one.