blonde joke No.4,657

[Christopha]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....

....Barry, the Kmart trolley boy, sees her and unplugs the horse.

[Baz]

Yes she was very lucky that I happened along and saved her.
Cheers
Barry

[Barry_White]

It wasn't you. It was me.

[Baz]

Woz not, twas me.
Cheers
Barry the trolley man