How often?

[Allan at Wallan]

Barry went to his doctor and explained that
because of his advancing years he needed
advice on how often he should fulfil his
marital role.

The doctor gave him the necessary information
whereby he returned home to his wife and
said, "I wish the doctor would talk in layman's
terms - I don't understand him very clearly".

"How often is "semi-annual?", he asked his wife.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[joe greiner]

A man and his teenage son were visiting a chemist's shop. Upon noticing the display of condoms, the son asked, "Why are there different quantities in the various packages?"

The father answered, "Well, the packages with only one are for when you're in high school, for Saturday nights. The packages with two are for when you're in college, for Friday and Saturday nights."

"But what about the packages of twelve?"

"Ah, those are for when you're married. January, February, March, ..."

Joe